I am the BUSH MAN!

today my friends in IB theatre told me a funny story...

they went to san fran for a excursion one time,

and as they were walking down the street,

in groups might i add,

a man jumped out of a bush to each group,

at different times,

and screamed

"I AM THE BUSH MAN!"

while waving branches stuck to his arms,

around in a manic behaviour.

not only did he do this,

he also decided to run into the middle of the highway,

and pee.

as cars stopped around him,

he didn't even seem to notice.

when he finished peeing, he went off of the road,

and sat in his bush,

waiting to pounce on the next person(s)

that walked by HIS bush.